Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Can You Stack Toaster Oven On Microwave

Improvisation street and night

- How much do you see me, bitch lesbian?

The girl seemed to be muted by the situation, while his companion was trying to accommodate a tooth that bastard in front of them had knocked with his knuckles.

"Stop me or I'll break the mug you.

"Hey, you, the striking women. "I said and then hitting the women, turned away. It was really great and really cowardice, it may be linked with the wisdom and sanity, but he opened his mouth, apparently too.

-noses also hit who get in my business, you piece of shit. "He said the striker of women and noses. It was uglier than a gangrenous fundaments.

"Well, you talk like your mother, do not you, boy? Like any cheap whore madam. He seemed to give me rope and kept talking as if my eggs were covered by all the deities of Greek mythology.

The guy took a few strides and he caught me by the neck. I hardly heard that my feet were off the ground. Immediately afterwards, I felt like my nose is twisted after hitting the knuckles of my opponent and me tearing vision blurred, however, I could make a pair of female figures outstrip the situation and escape from the dull white night of fog and smoke rising from the drains of the subway.

"Okay, I've learned the lesson and I do not want to play. "I said.

"You're dead son ...

My knee, buried among the devolved English, just before completing the sentence would remember my late mother. I fell down while covering their parts with both hands. Then I joined and sent most of his teeth deep into his throat with his toe. Upon waking, he saw a male figure dripping blood from the nose, it led the situation fleeing the smoke and fog that shit night.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Tied Fleece Scarfs-no Sew

$ 20,000.00

My Karmann Ghia roared like an orangutan by putting honey to a swarm of six feet with cock. The street was 23, almost reaching the Parmesan Boulevard, lying close to the back of a van suspected of those huge, like a tyrannosaurus rex. Surely the owner had a small penis and the reward was quite rewarding. $ 20,000.00 for photographic evidence of the type T. rex sold information to the company Fukasaku. And believe me, $ 20,000.00 sounded in those days, what a frosted barrel with five liters of beer Corona in the desert after 2 days lost. $ 20,000.00 to catch the runt of small penis and a large truck. $ 20,000.00 to value of $ 0.00 to $ 20,000.00 the miserable life I had those days when my wallet was empty, as it is today.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Can Toaster Oven Stack On Microwave

Back to the Future

Pete at the bar, the clientele has been little to say nothing of the bar. No girls, no peanuts scattered from end to end, soaked in the concoction of beer with ashes. No more than Pete, tequila, fifty inches of width of the bar, my Scottish and me.

- Have you seen Back to the Future ", Pete?

About forty-five times in five times in the Forties.

"Do not play smart.

"I swear.

- And is as good as they say?

"I do not know, Toño.

"Hey ..." Sorry, Antonio.

"No, well, well ... will not there?

- What?

-The Movie.

- What?

I stared at him and thought "Damn fucking place. Pete damn fucking fart. "

- Antonio?

"No Pete. Cheers "I hit my glass against Pete. - Health, buddy!

How Long Can You Keep Ginger Bread Cookie Dough

might not reach old age and Carlos Enrique

I had no idea where he was. I watched a car with two headlights on high beam and my body aches, lay stretched at an apex of the cliff at the edge of a road from the car. My hands are tied, my feet too. Mouth gagged. My head was battered and blood coming out somewhere.

spent an hour and then the car, dropped a low rate and a high rate, the pair dressed as Santa Claus respectively. I recognized instantly. One was Jimmy and the other was Jimbo. Jimmy was tall and Jimbo was low. Both charged and put me in the car. Jimbo took the gag in my mouth and started to laugh. "What's so funny, fucking midget?" Jimbo said. Jimbo stopped laughing, he growled like a rabid dog and hit me in the balls. It hurt and I loose shit. Jimmy took the speed and parking brake, the car began to move toward the cliff and everything became clear to me. It seemed pretty serious, but at least come to old age.

Maybe in the future science had been a more worthy for cock I stop. Simply prefer death to old age. It is that aging happens without you noticing, because they do not wake up one day thinking: I am older than yesterday ... and the same goes for years and years pass and pass. But that night, would not old age.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

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Enrique and Carlos. Enrique never speaks, is silent and Carlos certainly talks a lot and annoys me. Always fighting over a plastic knob. Could drink if I used my lotion lotion, but may actually drinking anything, even my urine, if I be drinking beer and urinating. These guys are the homeless on the block, the teporochos on the block, the plague of the block (each block between a couple and a dozen of them). They sleep next to the garbage, under a small makeshift cardboard house outside my apartment.

Yesterday I went out at night. There were barely waking up to my bad luck, Enrique and Carlos.

-A cupbearer to the bottle, Tony. "He said, obviously Carlos.

- What the fuck is this "Tony" kid?

-Ja, ja, no mames, Tony, give alcohol.

"I know you talk about Carlos. "I said and took my liquor of the jacket, turn the cap and took a swig. The pair of vague salivated. "I do not really understand until later.

I walked down the street to take a taxi. The car was still in the corral. Turned out for a drink. It was Christmas.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Cheerleaders Getting Raped

Just over

I took my piss on the urinal in the bathroom of the western terminus of Mystery City. JillHyde would escape to City Fiction and I, Antonio Dieffe, would stop. I went fly and threw the cigarette into the water. Do not pull the lever and washed my hands.

Upon leaving, I saw a taxi down JillHyde dark gray. Everything is paid for the worst scenario where kidnap someone. Time almost stopped and ran JillHyde. (Born for nothing. Life is short. Acting at the right time and die for nothing.) Successfully intercepted to close the door of the taxi, got the Luger in the pit of his left head. A policeman pulled his gun and in the huge displacement of the interlocking directorships crowd, a woman got between the ball and me. JillHyde kicked into the taxi and dark gray I immediately got me. I pointed the driver with the luger. "Accelerate the son of a bitch!" I cried. With a few instructions, we left the west terminal to get the 16 hours to Mystery City headquarters.

Should I Buy A Puppy With A Heart Murmur

JillHyde case

Awakening. Sometimes it can seem a bit hard to take off in the back of the mattress, well, it may take another couple of hours. Day by day, is what a detective should do. All that remains of the day, just have to wait anxiously and cigarettes to arrive at night. Settle accounts with the bottle and more cigarettes. Thinking about a career change. Turn on the TV and get the first thought: all politicians seem ugly. Seem be filled with runny noses of other politicians, that are exchanged with the little finger when they sleep together. It also seems to have his ass full of semen donkey and tripe stirred with donkey dick. But most seem to have is your brain on the nose and nose in the ass.

I went to the bathroom. The bathroom is the fourth of the sacrifices. The evils fall into the pit of oblivion. I opened the newspaper and looked for my classified. There it was: "Town-Mystery-Detective Infidelity. Unclassified objects. Missing people. Lcencia force. 5555 493 96 69. "Lacking an" i "in" License "... Bah, who deception? I left the bathroom, looked around. Was no longer in that pigsty of pension.

The case got put back in the game. I rented an apartment and the cat was after a long, bushy tail cat. I opened the refrigerator after three weeks (although it was wrapped in duct tape I put on the move). Milk was coagulated everywhere, a slice of ham stuck in the crack in the freezer and empty plastic bags. In the background, a beer burned. Burned and had breakfast beer cooler plugged step. Then I opened a bottle of scotch (the first in a week), and then came the afternoon. After the mattress is returned as a magnet and my body like a rusty iron. Then came the calm. Then came the night and my snoring could be heard in my new neighborhood.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Play Pokemon Silver With Save

Roll snuff After Optimism

The car would not start. Two things: money and gasoline. No money, no petrol (not taxi).

Pete's Bar. 12 pm the previous day. Pete caught me out.

-Usa Toño bicycle, some exercise do not fall ill. Heh, heh.

"You stop me Tono, motherfucker. "I said to Pete.

- What's wrong with you asshole?, I just want to help.

"Sorry Pete, I'm a little fart. The house is about 10 blocks down. I will do well.

Pete did not say a word, just pointed out the alley next to the bar and went back inside, slamming the door. Pete the queer.

I entered the alley to get to the back, a guy kissing another guy. "First Pete and now this, I thought. One of them wore a leather cap, leather vest open and a black mustache as black as black leather. The other was dressed. The image looked like a bad cliché calved from the 80s. I went behind them to find the bike. Was rotten. I got on it, lit his last cigarette, I left the alley and no need to use feet, left the matter to the laws of gravity. I enjoyed the slope that would lead me to a pension, inertia, all downhill. The night was young and accomplished, full as my tiredness and drunkenness. The fresh air kept my eyes half closed.

I came to the board, I leaned against the window facing the street, opened a new pack, took out a cigarette and began to think about that baby. I lit the cigar. The dream was gone for a long time. This baby ...

Finally I fell asleep after sunrise. The sky was clear, like a pack of cigarettes.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Good Gengar Nicknames



The more days passed, the money vanished and became more sunny days. Had one week to leave my office or I would see with the pigs. Traffic in the city seemed to stay as always, the night came after day after day and night. I had to move to a pension and bribe while bottles of liquor and porno magazines in the 70's. Something good was to come, he knew, perhaps in days, weeks, or maybe even years ... was a bit of optimism in the old Dieffe.

The phone rang. I grabbed his hand and knocked the headset, it jumped enough that opened my hand and raise it.

-Dieffe.

"I know you are Dieffe, idiot.

- ... "I kept quiet.

- Dieffe?

"Yes, speaking.

"Very clever. I want to offer a deal. $ 10,000.00 for the whereabouts of Jessica Peguero.

"Come to my office in 2 hours. I want half up front.

I waited in my office. A few flies flew my newly shaved head. As always, crammed butts in the ashtray and put my cigarette, it overflowed, rolled and stopped by my desk. My attention was focused on another issue, perhaps equally important, I forgot that cigar and lit another. Minutes later, the paper Chacuaco fumed as I realized when I started to cough. Abruptly put my eyes on the fire and in my desperation, I decided to turn it off in the pouring the liquor. The blast threw me against the window and when I reacted, had the rear on the street. Some glass around me and before me, the sign on my desk: Detective Antonio Dieffe. I lit another cigarette and to the amazement of the public in the street, I stood up, picked up the sign and put it on my car, opened the door and got to meet my client. On radio, John Zorn played Chinatown and my optimism had disappeared.