Wednesday, December 30, 2009
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- How much do you see me, bitch lesbian?
The girl seemed to be muted by the situation, while his companion was trying to accommodate a tooth that bastard in front of them had knocked with his knuckles.
"Stop me or I'll break the mug you.
"Hey, you, the striking women. "I said and then hitting the women, turned away. It was really great and really cowardice, it may be linked with the wisdom and sanity, but he opened his mouth, apparently too.
-noses also hit who get in my business, you piece of shit. "He said the striker of women and noses. It was uglier than a gangrenous fundaments.
"Well, you talk like your mother, do not you, boy? Like any cheap whore madam. He seemed to give me rope and kept talking as if my eggs were covered by all the deities of Greek mythology.
The guy took a few strides and he caught me by the neck. I hardly heard that my feet were off the ground. Immediately afterwards, I felt like my nose is twisted after hitting the knuckles of my opponent and me tearing vision blurred, however, I could make a pair of female figures outstrip the situation and escape from the dull white night of fog and smoke rising from the drains of the subway.
"Okay, I've learned the lesson and I do not want to play. "I said.
"You're dead son ...
My knee, buried among the devolved English, just before completing the sentence would remember my late mother. I fell down while covering their parts with both hands. Then I joined and sent most of his teeth deep into his throat with his toe. Upon waking, he saw a male figure dripping blood from the nose, it led the situation fleeing the smoke and fog that shit night.
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
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My Karmann Ghia roared like an orangutan by putting honey to a swarm of six feet with cock. The street was 23, almost reaching the Parmesan Boulevard, lying close to the back of a van suspected of those huge, like a tyrannosaurus rex. Surely the owner had a small penis and the reward was quite rewarding. $ 20,000.00 for photographic evidence of the type T. rex sold information to the company Fukasaku. And believe me, $ 20,000.00 sounded in those days, what a frosted barrel with five liters of beer Corona in the desert after 2 days lost. $ 20,000.00 to catch the runt of small penis and a large truck. $ 20,000.00 to value of $ 0.00 to $ 20,000.00 the miserable life I had those days when my wallet was empty, as it is today.
Friday, December 25, 2009
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Pete at the bar, the clientele has been little to say nothing of the bar. No girls, no peanuts scattered from end to end, soaked in the concoction of beer with ashes. No more than Pete, tequila, fifty inches of width of the bar, my Scottish and me.
- Have you seen Back to the Future ", Pete?
About forty-five times in five times in the Forties.
"Do not play smart.
"I swear.
- And is as good as they say?
"I do not know, Toño.
"Hey ..." Sorry, Antonio.
"No, well, well ... will not there?
- What?
-The Movie.
- What?
I stared at him and thought "Damn fucking place. Pete damn fucking fart. "
- Antonio?
"No Pete. Cheers "I hit my glass against Pete. - Health, buddy!
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I had no idea where he was. I watched a car with two headlights on high beam and my body aches, lay stretched at an apex of the cliff at the edge of a road from the car. My hands are tied, my feet too. Mouth gagged. My head was battered and blood coming out somewhere.
spent an hour and then the car, dropped a low rate and a high rate, the pair dressed as Santa Claus respectively. I recognized instantly. One was Jimmy and the other was Jimbo. Jimmy was tall and Jimbo was low. Both charged and put me in the car. Jimbo took the gag in my mouth and started to laugh. "What's so funny, fucking midget?" Jimbo said. Jimbo stopped laughing, he growled like a rabid dog and hit me in the balls. It hurt and I loose shit. Jimmy took the speed and parking brake, the car began to move toward the cliff and everything became clear to me. It seemed pretty serious, but at least come to old age.
Maybe in the future science had been a more worthy for cock I stop. Simply prefer death to old age. It is that aging happens without you noticing, because they do not wake up one day thinking: I am older than yesterday ... and the same goes for years and years pass and pass. But that night, would not old age.
Thursday, December 24, 2009
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Enrique and Carlos. Enrique never speaks, is silent and Carlos certainly talks a lot and annoys me. Always fighting over a plastic knob. Could drink if I used my lotion lotion, but may actually drinking anything, even my urine, if I be drinking beer and urinating. These guys are the homeless on the block, the teporochos on the block, the plague of the block (each block between a couple and a dozen of them). They sleep next to the garbage, under a small makeshift cardboard house outside my apartment.
Yesterday I went out at night. There were barely waking up to my bad luck, Enrique and Carlos.
-A cupbearer to the bottle, Tony. "He said, obviously Carlos.
- What the fuck is this "Tony" kid?
-Ja, ja, no mames, Tony, give alcohol.
"I know you talk about Carlos. "I said and took my liquor of the jacket, turn the cap and took a swig. The pair of vague salivated. "I do not really understand until later.
I walked down the street to take a taxi. The car was still in the corral. Turned out for a drink. It was Christmas.
Friday, December 18, 2009
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I took my piss on the urinal in the bathroom of the western terminus of Mystery City. JillHyde would escape to City Fiction and I, Antonio Dieffe, would stop. I went fly and threw the cigarette into the water. Do not pull the lever and washed my hands.
Upon leaving, I saw a taxi down JillHyde dark gray. Everything is paid for the worst scenario where kidnap someone. Time almost stopped and ran JillHyde. (Born for nothing. Life is short. Acting at the right time and die for nothing.) Successfully intercepted to close the door of the taxi, got the Luger in the pit of his left head. A policeman pulled his gun and in the huge displacement of the interlocking directorships crowd, a woman got between the ball and me. JillHyde kicked into the taxi and dark gray I immediately got me. I pointed the driver with the luger. "Accelerate the son of a bitch!" I cried. With a few instructions, we left the west terminal to get the 16 hours to Mystery City headquarters.
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Awakening. Sometimes it can seem a bit hard to take off in the back of the mattress, well, it may take another couple of hours. Day by day, is what a detective should do. All that remains of the day, just have to wait anxiously and cigarettes to arrive at night. Settle accounts with the bottle and more cigarettes. Thinking about a career change. Turn on the TV and get the first thought: all politicians seem ugly. Seem be filled with runny noses of other politicians, that are exchanged with the little finger when they sleep together. It also seems to have his ass full of semen donkey and tripe stirred with donkey dick. But most seem to have is your brain on the nose and nose in the ass.
I went to the bathroom. The bathroom is the fourth of the sacrifices. The evils fall into the pit of oblivion. I opened the newspaper and looked for my classified. There it was: "Town-Mystery-Detective Infidelity. Unclassified objects. Missing people. Lcencia force. 5555 493 96 69. "Lacking an" i "in" License "... Bah, who deception? I left the bathroom, looked around. Was no longer in that pigsty of pension.
The case got put back in the game. I rented an apartment and the cat was after a long, bushy tail cat. I opened the refrigerator after three weeks (although it was wrapped in duct tape I put on the move). Milk was coagulated everywhere, a slice of ham stuck in the crack in the freezer and empty plastic bags. In the background, a beer burned. Burned and had breakfast beer cooler plugged step. Then I opened a bottle of scotch (the first in a week), and then came the afternoon. After the mattress is returned as a magnet and my body like a rusty iron. Then came the calm. Then came the night and my snoring could be heard in my new neighborhood.
Sunday, December 13, 2009
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The car would not start. Two things: money and gasoline. No money, no petrol (not taxi).
-Usa
"You stop me Tono, motherfucker. "I said to Pete.
- What's wrong with you asshole?, I just want to help.
"Sorry Pete, I'm a little fart. The house is about 10 blocks down. I will do well.
Friday, December 11, 2009
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The more days passed, the money vanished and became more sunny days. Had one week to leave my office or I would see with the pigs. Traffic in the city seemed to stay as always, the night came after day after day and night. I had to move to a pension and bribe while bottles of liquor and porno magazines in the 70's. Something good was to come, he knew, perhaps in days, weeks, or maybe even years ... was a bit of optimism in the old Dieffe.
The phone rang. I grabbed his hand and knocked the headset, it jumped enough that opened my hand and raise it.
-Dieffe.
"I know you are Dieffe, idiot.
- ... "I kept quiet.
- Dieffe?
"Yes, speaking.
"Very clever. I want to offer a deal. $ 10,000.00 for the whereabouts of Jessica Peguero.
"Come to my office in 2 hours. I want half up front.
I waited in my office. A few flies flew my newly shaved head. As always, crammed butts in the ashtray and put my cigarette, it overflowed, rolled and stopped by my desk. My attention was focused on another issue, perhaps equally important, I forgot that cigar and lit another. Minutes later, the paper Chacuaco fumed as I realized when I started to cough. Abruptly put my eyes on the fire and in my desperation, I decided to turn it off in the pouring the liquor. The blast threw me against the window and when I reacted, had the rear on the street. Some glass around me and before me, the sign on my desk: Detective Antonio Dieffe. I lit another cigarette and to the amazement of the public in the street, I stood up, picked up the sign and put it on my car, opened the door and got to meet my client. On radio, John Zorn played Chinatown and my optimism had disappeared.
Monday, November 30, 2009
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Left to meet with a couple of clients over the humanities faculty at the restaurant Los Arcos. That was near my home but never went there. I had been quoted at 11. The waited until 11:50 am ... of course, still had some dignity, but if I waited until 12, was in danger of losing. Had little to do. I decided to kill time. I went to liberal arts, a guy selling used books. There was one full of photos, editorial FCE, the cover said Doroteo Arango. I bought it. The writing was terrible, looked like an old western story, a story vernacular style cowboy books, but it was entertaining. Ojeé while leaving the humanities and barely got out, closed the book, I looked back to Los Arcos and remembered, even looks like it smelled a little of that grilled cheese. Opulent and expensive specialty. He hoped that those bastards invited for breakfast, so I just tasted a bit in my mind that cheese and ate a cake of Milan for around $ 13.00
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Sunday, November 22, 2009
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had about 10 kilos. Medium tits, an ass rather flat, a little skinny legs. 10 kilos more in the belly. In fact a foreign body. But this was even before watching it closely and it caught my attention, because of course sure had a heart and a vagina like the other girls. But it was when I saw it up close, I had something. Beautiful eyes, dark and deep, like watching a black hole that will swallow. I think that pair of eyes were that something.
His name was the last I heard the know. We started getting acquainted with a few toasts, then dip our tongues in our mouths, grabbed her butt, she grabbed me member and we did, soon after, a couple of times in my car. She told me her name. I said,
-Antonio. "Nice
Antonio. "Said Monica. He found my hand resting on the curve of her stomach and squeezed his way.
- Do you know Monica?, Life is not so bad next to a girl like you, after all this. I tend to think that even I have something for long periods of solitude.
-Antonio ... "said Monica, and even shaking my hand, put it in your vagina. - ... I think the same.
This girl knew what she said, seemed to understand. Seemed to enjoy my company, my hand down there. Got my hand down there.
"Baby, where have you been all these 4 months?
Monday, November 2, 2009
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was only a flesh and blood girl, you got coke up her pussy and knew the most important thing to know a girl so addicted to hell: being a rich man to another lover, and is a son of a bitch that sent home with a bruise, a red line on the buttock, low self esteem, etc.
I was a sober guy most of the time, smoked cigarettes imported from Cuba, bet on dominoes.
I did for painting, and painted more than a dozen times. Everything was in chaos, and to date still is. The Pretty Things sounded in the background on a turntable Phillips. Isabel came home a little early. High heels, of those who raised these hardwood butt, a plume of peacock feathers, a yellow dress and green lipstick I had bought. He threw me a soft kiss and Gino eye. I also winked open and just saw my picture. It was my painting. Even I felt the presence of Elizabeth in the doorway a few seconds. Then I heard the door close. I could only see my painting, my hands muddy and continued painting.
finished.
Isabel returned a couple of hours later. Some bastard had crossed his face with his fist. Some crap got into my left eye, and this, spilled some liquid on my cheek, slipped and went into my mouth by the left corner. I tasted was bitter and did not like at all. I got up and open up to Isabel. At that time, that was my self portrait: a painting. Paint mismatch.
That night, no ... we fucked until dawn .Wednesday, September 30, 2009
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JillHyde
"Find and bring him here. I do not want surprises, Dieffe. -Camus put a Luger on his desk and without taking your hand off, he pushed forward. The gun was in front of my eyes while still giving a turn and stopped. "I returned it, I do not know that threw the bridge or that your mother was in her twat.
- What is supposed to do, Camus? "I took a cigarette from my jacket, I choked in my mouth and put the lighter under it. Snapped twice. I snapped three. Not lit.
"That's up to you, you idiot. I want the rear JillHyde to 1600 hours, tomorrow! -Camus came to "eat" from 2 to 4. Generally phoned Elena (His wife, whom I've spent a couple of times) telling him not to leave the office, puts on a raincoat, hat, sunglasses and scarf in the middle of hell in summer, leaving the head, take a taxi and spend a few bucks in "The Jester Amazon."
"Okay. "I kept the cigar again. Had left the other cigarette in the car. "I want to make sure that after this, Camus, I'll never see your ugly mug. I stood up and pointed to Camus in the face.
- What are you doing asshole?, Keep that damn gun or all you're going to say is to never see that bitch! "Camus was not joking. I just a little.
"Easy, man, just wanted to make sure you can still hold a fart in that ass you hanging limp at your hunched back. "I put the Luger. "Next time you disappear.
I left the headquarters. All headed stank, like when I was a cop.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
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Finally I decided, on the edge of the bridge over the railroad tracks, with the barrel in the mouth into the trachea, without really knowing why and under a clear summer night sky. Heat depressed me more. The stars were not the exception. Ironically sober, therefore, also depressed me. And my useless self-life depressed me more than anything. He was alone. And I thought Mabel, in her hair, her legs, every moment. As soon I could feel like smiling and pulled the trigger.
Something happened. Perhaps there were no bullets. I pulled out the Luger and a thick slime left by the barrel. He had thought too.
Monday, September 14, 2009
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Whenever I saw Mabel, Mabel remembered me and for ironic reasons, could not stop spying. I'm a detective. At least I am, no cases pending or best thing to do, that self-destruct to see my baby with that damn ballet instructor.
So after much reflection, I found the solution in the bottle and a razor sharp Mabel gave me. And no, I thought killing myself, my eggs were not made for that. Only going to get rid of this pain. I stuck to the bottle like a leech and left half open. The alcohol hit up my brain and staggered into the bathroom, I got my pants, grabbed my balls with his left hand and the knife with the right, and I introduced them: from now on, everyone will be on your own.
Freud was right, life used to fit the turnip and vaginas little hook you like that. I closed my eyes, I thought Mabel, my teeth ... and threw the knife out the window. I heard a cry in the street. I got the pants back to the room, I hit the bottle again and not remember what else. When I awoke, my eggs were still there.
Friday, August 14, 2009
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3:15 a.m.. Bar King Bee. Pete and I and another drunk. Pete
put a Havana Club on ice in front of me, I took it and leaned in my Buchaca. "Give me another
on the house, do not be a bastard. Antonio
-Hey, what happens? -Pete put another without. May have looked in my eyes wet and raspy, scratchy bowed my head round, or in my words scratchy sad that I had to cock another neighborhood. - Toño?
Tom Waits on the jukebox. Real Gone. "Nothing
friend Mabell left me.
"Take this bottle. "Pete made a good shot at the bar with her. The drunk on the other hand, woke up, muttered cursing and dropped his being on the floor. Then he began to snore. The bottle was a Zacapa. The best of Guatemala.
-Pete, you're a magician, a good friend and the best bartender.
-tone, your baby, I'm sorry friend.
"If it's any consolation, Pete, I feel more than anyone. And Pete ...
- What about tone?
"I told you not tell me Toño.
Thursday, July 2, 2009
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never interested me and why not say it, I have always tried to stay away from blood money. Then there Two things are clear: that a desperate and beauty in my office, had a good butt, great tit, good leg and surely, good vagina. Began to interest me. "Listen
chocolate, I want to put that beautiful brain of yours working and remember what the hell happened in that store. I'm not playing! "I emphasized with a slap on the desktop. I like girls jump and stutter when I get sharp.
- I know, I know!, It's just that I can not say anything, you and I would be in danger.
"I like danger, baby, so, or tell me or I give the cops, or I'll beat (or I put my turnips). Give me a name!
- Is that what I heard to tell?
"I do not talk like that, little bitch. The hell time a name! "I stopped and went to her, grabbed her coat, picked it up and shook violently as the rag doll that was sad.
- Marseratti, Jacob Marseratti!
He collapsed on the floor and began to mourn. He was inconsolable, but I would console her. I just had to ask a few questions more. "Okay, chocolate, I've won. "I took the whiskey bottle, poured two glasses. I put one in front of her and another empty it in my throat. I poured one more.